Letters To a Friend

WOW. So that "coming soon" post wasn't written four days ago? As they say, "time sure flies when you're sitting in one spot for a month straight or whatever", as the saying goes. So to TIDE™ YOU MONSTERS OVER as I illustrate my next post which is literally taking a stupid amount of time to illustrate (I'll finish this sentence later). Roommate thinks I spend too much time on the illustrations. Roommate needs to shut his damn mouth, is what I have to say. (End of the other sentence): here is a letter I wrote to Roommate (Matt) as he sat approx. 7 feet away from me.

Enjoy.


Hey Matt!
Hi Matt, it’s Bryan. (As if you couldn’t guess from my e-mail address, Ha Ha Ha) I’m writing you an e-mail via Word because the internet’s not working and therefore I can’t access my Gmail, LOL. Anyways, I had so much fun today. Do you remember that feisty latina we sat next to at the Dallas BBQ? Martina Martinez? And how about that piano at Central Park? I took some real neat pictures that I’m going to have to show you next time I see you. Also do you remember “You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico enjoy”??? Man, today was the BEST.
Always,


Dr. Bryan Erik D.D.S. Esq.

Usually, I'd draw a picture of a Rooster doing something clever, like "hating Mondays" or "listening to an iPod", but I couldn't draw on a Word document so I didn't.

He just informed me that I used "or whatever" 6 times on my blog out of literally 3 posts. No word yet on "like"s or other excess verbiage.